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March 28, 2008 by Locamama
 Okay what am I doing wrong with the dang images?!?  Can someone please give me the adding a JU blog image for dummy directions.  I go to photo bucket.  I click on the html link.  I have tried adding it by clicking on the little tree icon to add an image and I get this lovely red x.  Then I tried just plugging the image code into the body of the blog.  Still no go, just a link but no image.  Then I tried copying the code from photobucket that is just the I...
February 14, 2008 by Locamama
Even more wrong than the Audrey Hepburn Gap commercial.  Even more wrong than the "I feel good" laxative commercial.  There is now a Viva Viagra commercial.  Somehow it seems even more wrong when the artist is dead and not giving their permission to use the song in that way.  I know that Elvis was not known for being the most uppercrust kind of man but I have to think that even he would have to object to Viva Viagra. 

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February 14, 2008 by Locamama
Okay even if we don't have the romance of the century or yikes, are even alone, we can still join the spirit of St. Valentine's day by sharing our favorite romantic movies, love songs etc. 

1.  What is your favorite romantic movie?

2.  What is your favorite scene from a romantic movie? (It doesn't have to be the same movie.)

3.  What is your favorite love song?

4.  What is your favorite lyric from a love song? (It can be from a different song.)

5.  I...
February 10, 2008 by Locamama
So I can't sleep.  Those always make the most mundane and boring blog posts ever.  You can't say you weren't warned.   These are just random things I think about while not sleeping. 

I wish I were a better mom.  I watch Supernanny and wonder why I can't get my boys under control.  I just try to imagine her whispering in my ear "you are in control".  I always thought that I would be a much better parent than my mom.  I figured she taught me what no...
February 8, 2008 by Locamama
The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little. - FDR

 

It is so hard being wealthy.  There are so many concerns.  Number one certainly seems to be the fact that they are overly taxed.  It breaks my heart that not every penny they earn gets to come home with them.  They do have to spend some of it for all those horrible and unnecessary government programs, th...
January 31, 2008 by Locamama
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January 29, 2008 by Locamama
I just read an article about how feminism is going "out of style".  Like that is something that is stylish or not.  She goes on commenting about how young women don't even know who Gloria Steinem is.  I know who Gloria Steinem that doesn't make me a feminist. 

What makes someone a feminist?  They believe that women and men are equal.  That's it, no more elaboration is needed.  You can be a man or a woman and be a feminist.  You can shave your armpits a...
January 8, 2008 by Locamama
Hola Joseusers!  I can't sleep so I thought I would write a rambling ramble of  a blog imparting of all the wit and wisdom I have learned lately.  No, I'm not done yet, jeesh, you people.  So what to say. 

I finished reading a book today.  Of course, it was a quick and fun read.  Another Stephanie Plum book, The twelve one, whatever that one is.  Twelve Sharp - I looked it up for you.  Stephanie just never gets old.  They should soooo ma...
January 5, 2008 by Locamama
This is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1st thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 33 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers.


Here we go

1. Beer: no thanks

2. McDonalds: french fries

3. Relationships: hard

4. Purple: pretty

5. Power: to the people

6. Weed: pull it

7. Steroids: dumb

8. Cartoons: Spongebob

9. The President: challenged

10. Tupperware: unnecessary

11. Florida: palm trees

12. Santa Claus: isn'...
December 31, 2007 by Locamama
What do these links have to do with 2008 - um...nothing.  I just am bored so I'm sharing some links with you. 

This is a pretty funny one.  What makes it so funny?  The fact that it's true.  It might be even funnier if you're drunk but it made me laugh sober. 

http://www.omglists.com/article/51433/7-things-that-only-make-sense-when-youre-drunk/

I've added this to places I want to see before I die.  Of course, all princesses should get to see all the ...
December 28, 2007 by Locamama
New Years Dreams - Resolutions are great until you break them then they're kind of a downer.  I would like to have a Friday Five about dreams for the New Year. No limits, nothing's too over the top, too crazy.  It's just a dream, a wish. 

1.  If money were no object where would you celebrate the new year?

2.  If you could have a private New Years party and hire any singer or band who would you choose?  If you want tell further details of your dream new year's...
December 27, 2007 by Locamama
A
Are you available?: no
What is your age?: older than I like
Astrology sign?: Cancer the crab

• B
Do you know anyone named Brian?: not really, not today
When is your birthday? July 10
Ever been stung by a bee? yes, and I'm allergic

• C
What's your favorite candy? ghiradelli chocolate and caramel squares

• D
Do you daydream? yes
What's your favorite breed of dog? I'll have to go with Sheltie since I have a sweet Sheltie
• E
Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yes ...
December 21, 2007 by Locamama
Little Whip hasn't been feeling the blog vibe lately so I told her I would post a Friday Five today.  These aren't my original questions, I found them online but I thought it would be an interesting topic. 

Label - a short word or phrase descriptive of a person, group etc.

Many people make a big deal about not being "labeled." And yet, we all are, constantly.



1. Pick one label that you think does describe you (race, religion, hobby, etc.).


2. Pick one label tha...
December 16, 2007 by Locamama
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?  I don't want the phone to ring.  I want to be left alone.  I'm grumpy today. 

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? No.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? talker

4. Do you take compliments well? yes

5. Do you play Sudoku?  no

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?  That depends if any of my survival training from watching Man aga...
December 12, 2007 by Locamama
1. It’s 2AM on the weekend, and you are not home. I would probably be at the E.R. with one of my kids.   I don't get to hang out to 2 am anymore. 

2. What’s the last thing you spent more than $100?  my digital camera

3. What do your bank checks look like?  I'm out and need to order more. 

4. Where did the shirt you are currently wearing come from?  Etsy by Ahpeele.  It's so cutie.

5. Name something that is on your Christmas wish list. &n...