So the most wanted Hollywood hairdo of the moment is Katie Holmes bob. I'm considering it. Of course, I have to consider that if I get Katie Holmes haircut it won't miraculously make the rest of me look like Katie Holmes. I've really been appreciating the whole 20's, Zelda, flapper, Art Deco thing lately though. I might even learn how to do the Charleston.
I have debating on bangs already. I have had long sideswept bangs for a long time but now they've grown out to almost ear length. You see lately, instead of actually doing my hair, it's just a 24/7 pony tail. Okay I take it out when I go to sleep. But generally if it's not in a pony tail it just lays there looking flat and styleless.
These are the important decisions and considerations that keep me awake at night. Or maybe the other way around. I can't sleep so I get on the net and do a looky loo.
I am still too challenged to get my picture to show up right. I click the insert image icon, paste in the photo butcket and looky here yet another box with a red x. Is it me? Really? You can tell me. I promise I won't get mad. Think of how much more fabulous this blog would be with a cutie picture of Katie Holmes front and center. Jeesh. 
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So let's see, instead of clogging up the forums and recent posts list with a bunch of bs, I will post any other style ideas on this very same blog. Imagine that.
Bowtie blouses - I don't care what whowhatwear says these are just old lady looking.
Oooh, I did get the most fabulous pair of big, black sunglasses this weekend. I would take a picture but then you would have to see my flat and lifeless hairdo and my glamorous nightgown. I suppose I could take a picture of them by themselves but that takes more effort than I'm willing to put into this midnight rambling about fashion (or lack of it) post. Of course, they are cheap sunglasses. I don't take good enough care of sunglasses to buy expensive ones and how many people even really know the difference between designer and cheapies. Not the cheap beer swilling, high school educated, Hillary voting crowd I hang with anyway. Snort - did you notice the way I pretended I have friends in that last sentence - lolz. I have to aspire to have low-class fake friends. Pathetic, isn't it?
I also got some cutie, little slip on red polka dot tennis shoes. Cute and comfortable, what more can a girl want. The crocs are officially retired. They will only be worn for yardwork. I don't care how comfortable they are. I don't care if they were a present. They are just too ugly. Ick. I can't believe I used to wear those out places - what was I thinking? They are done, done, duh, done. Crocs should only be worn by girls under 8 with stripey socks. Look I just made a new fashion rule. Write that one down beside don't wear white after labor day.
Look at how long I can type about nothing. That could have been like 20 blogs - on crocs, on sunglasses, on red polka dot tennis shoes, on katie holmes hair, on sunglasses, on not being able to post a picture on your blog because you're too challenged, on pretend friends and the pretend people who care about your pretend friends... okay maybe I should try to go to bed again. Really I was just laying there wide awake. I decided to live without ambien. Look for a future post ... on insomnia.